Dream jobs and only that.

In no particular order.. funny aspirations of mine.. some real, some hopeful , mostly hopeless..

Singer in a band.
Rolling Stone Editorial Board member.
Music composer ( only for cool my kinda movies)
Movie critic. ( be it any language known to man)
Groupie ( for which band.. Linkin park?? %$%%^$*#$#.. nevermind this one!)
Travel journalist.
Gossip columnist ( bout ppl i know.. not celebrities. wats da point then huh)
Food critic.
Personal photographer ( of rockstars)
Tatoo advisor ( on wher to put one and wat design)
Cultural scientist ( no really! )
Fashion advisor (for hopelessly meterosexual men)
Bindi designer ( i swear im excellent at that)
Creative advisor. (book-covers, wesbites, paintings, photographs, music, lyrics, writing.. )
Writer ( specialising in personal accounts of love, lonliness, sorrow, music and movie tastes )
Wadrobe manager and style specialist ( for Guitar guy if he makes it big.)
Malayalam movie specialist. ( going back to my roots)
Celebrity mocker. ( like ppl on VH1 who are paid to make fun of ppl. Sersly such a cool job!)
Counceller for teenagers on drugs,sex n rocknroll ( haha like im a 40yr old mom n so been there done that)
Women's footwear designer
Coffee shop owner ( small one, nicely done with chilled out music)